I need revenge ideas!!!!!!

So I HATE the vice principal at my school. he's SO MEAN and SUCH and asshole.
if you get called down to his office, its ALWAYS bad, no one ever gets called down there for a good reason.
and wen u get there he just chews u out without even asking what happened. he just assumes he and the teacher who reported u are right, and then punishes u and threatens to suspend u even though that goes against whats in the school handbook.
He was SO mean to me, and he made my friend CRY. and he punished me for something i dint do.
I need easy, RESLISTIC revenge ideas, stuff ic ould do to get even with him. PLEASE HELP I DONT GIVE BAD RATINGS AND I GIVE STARS!!!!!!